January 2012
sunshien:
my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance
hahaha
i just read gay porn
ahhaha the best reply ever! Damn, why didn’t we think of that?
durncriss:
i read my first hetero smut today it was really disconcerting i kept looking for the other penis
ahahahhahaa
ohmygodsomeweirdo:
Does anyone else laugh at their doctor when they ask if “there’s a possibility you could be pregnant?”
Or is that just me?
true
maxfuckingbemis:
hilaryskank:
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
