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Never paint own nails - will atract too much attention.
awkward small, antisocial twins, with the ''hey Eistein" type of curly hair, obsessed with food and Asian, who also curse like a fucking sailor. Are into erotica and black and white photos....

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amygloriouspond:

shercockled:

It’s like every time Benedict greets someone he knows, he just defaults to Bromance Mode.

#HE HAS PRETTY MUCH TOUCHED EVERY MAN YOU WISH YOU COULD

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frodno:

the hobbit press conference featuring martin freeman as tumblr

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fuefukidouji:

30 day Tolkien challenge

Day 10: Favorite dwarf → Bofur

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…the line of durin would not be so easily broken.

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31/03/2013 - Bag End; Hobbiton, New Zealand

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sextingllamas:

is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world

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What service could a Hobbit offer such a great lord of men?

Benedict Cumberbatch On Star Trek, Sherlock, The Hobbit, and Spoilers →

amicus-dei:

“Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool!” he said to himself, and it became a favourite saying of his later, and passed into a proverb. “You aren’t nearly through this adventure yet,” he added, and that was pretty true as well.”
The Hobbit (J.R.R. Tolkien)

amicus-dei:

“Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool!” he said to himself, and it became a favourite saying of his later, and passed into a proverb. “You aren’t nearly through this adventure yet,” he added, and that was pretty true as well.”

The Hobbit (J.R.R. Tolkien)

  • Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
  • Friends: Don't forget to socialize
  • Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
  • Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
  • Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
  • Society: Don't forget to be perfect
  • Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
  • Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

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